"BRIX! We're going camping! make a list of things you want to do." Dad directed to me.
After having thought about it I made a list for Dad.
That's all I want to do Dad. Don't bug me, don't ask me to be security again this year, I just want to be a lazy dog for once in my life. I don't want to jump thru hoops, wait and sit pretty for food, I don't want to run 6km a day, I don't want to do anything. Don't ask me to swim in the lake, I'm not going to close doors on command, I'm not going to do anything, got it? Good.