Is Your Dog Racist

This morning the family went to Starbucks Coffee.  Mom went in and Dad stayed with me outside.

While we were waiting one caucasian man said:

"...Hey nice dog.  My buddy has one exactly the same..."
" He has a brindle too eh?  Nice have a good day."  Dad replied to the man.

Just moments later...another caucasian man saw us outstide Starbucks and said.

"Nice dog...."
"Thanks." Dad replied and waved.
"Brix, everyone thinks you're pretty."
"I know I am Dad, just look at me.", I flexed my hind leg muscles.

Finally Mom came out with her coffee.

"Ah look at my handsome Brix."

Then out of the corner of my eye I saw a darker shade of caucasian (which = black guy).  He was right behind Mom  and I knew Mom was in danger.  I started to pull Dad and started to growl.

"Brix!  Stop it.  Don't be racist. He's not even doing anything." Dad yelled
"OMG, our dog is racist." Mom said when we got into the car.
"Mom, Dad, you know I'm not racist.  I'm colour blind. !!!!"

With that Mom and Dad shut up the rest of the way home.

B-Stud wins again.

"Brix...you know dogs see in shades of....."
"Shut up Dad....I win!..."