The Surprise

Yup, I fell off the face of the Earth for a while and with good reason.  Mom and Dad never told me they were going to Spain for 2 weeks!  They didn't even take me!  Left me here at Grandpa and Grandmas.  I thought I was visiting gramps, and next thing you know....hey....where did Mom and Dad go?  Everyday at 6pm, I waited at the door for them.  Did they return....nooooo!

So when they finally came back....I barked at Mom....because she looked different.  She just looked different from the last time I saw her.  I think her tummy looked bigger.

"Oh Brix, you love Momma right?"
"Well let me think...somebody went to Spain....and I had to stay here...."

But before I could finish Mom interrupted me.

"Brix, I have a surprise for you."
"This better be good Mom cause you know you owe me huge...."
"You're going to be a big brother."
"Big brother...what do you mean...you're getting another dog?  How dare you....are you replacing me already....."
"Brix....relax.....Momma is pregnant!"

Pregnant? Now I'm not sure what pregnant means but does this mean Momma's giving birth to puppies....'cause I'm not sure how it works.

"Brix....you're going to be a big brother to not only to one baby, but two!  We're having twins!"

I stood like a statue.  Momma's having a litter of puppies?  What does twins mean?  Then Dad smacked my head.

"Momma's having 2 human babies you goofball."
"Oh...Momma's having human babies and two!  Wow!"

I'm going to be a big brother to two human babies!  I've never been around babies before.  What are they like?  Dad said not to worry....'cause he doesn't know what he's doing either...but said, we'll all get thru it somehow.

Does this mean I'm still the omega?  'Cause I was here first and I think I should get promoted.  What do you guys think?

B-Stud